My Friends Call Me Boring Bertha.

Dude.
It's been a while.

A week, at least.

Did you miss me? 

Where have I been?

Maybe. I've been off having some sort of wild-hearted adventure.

Maybe. I just couldn't fit blogging into my oh-so-busy schedule.

Or Maybe. I was staring blankly at my computer screen wondering what to write- and ultimately, giving up

yeah. it was definitely that.

What do I write?

What do I write?

I am not interesting. I do not go on adventures. I have no valuable advice or insight. 

I'm boring.

Boring Bertha.